Sunday, March 14, 2010

TWT On Wheels...

sym·bol: noun-
"something used for or regarded as representing something else; a material object representing something, often something immaterial; emblem, token, or sign."

Upon becoming a TWT, you will soon realize that previously innocent things are now symbols. One of the largest symbols is one that you use daily, in public places, and sometimes invite other TWT's to use with you; is your car. It's very important that you drive a vehicle that represents who you want others to see you as, in other words, what sort of TWT you choose to be. Here is Trophy Wife In Training's Four P's of buying a car- Price, Produces, Package, and Power. Let me explain; Price; Obviously you will be choosing a car that represents your style of life, your personal cost of living, whatever that might be. Produces; who makes the car? More importanly, whose logo will be on it? Audi? Lexus? Mercedes? BMW? Each brand represents a different style and projected image. Package; this actually means two different things in our opinion, what sort of package you wil be purchasing (top of the line is always best because it's a no questions asked way to be comfortable...in other words, "hmm I forgot to ask if air conditioning was included." That can also mean that you are buying a special "package," in other words, Limited Edition. Enough said. It also stands for "How many packages can I fit in the truck/back seat?" Of course, a two door convertible might seem tempting, but if frequent shopping trips on Rodeo or Worth Ave are a weekend hobby, you'd better rethink that trunk space. And lastly, Power, which can also be read two different ways depending on your priorities. Power to SO means how much is under the hood (a place that will probably remain a black hole mystery to most TWT's, if you're like me.) However, if Power under the hood is very important to you, then choose engine power as one of the first things to look for in car purchasing (and in some cases you get that special "Turbo" or SuperSport" symbol on the back.) For those of us who don't especially need to rev the engine at every green light, opt for the definition of Power the other way; to be the more powerful one "car-status-wise."
Here are a variety of cars created just for us TWT's (or TW's) in no specific order:

1. Lexus SC430, base price $68,405
This is a car so luxuriously fun to drive that you almost won't want to valet it...well...almost. It is the epitome of timeless elegance and class, much like a tan Hermes Kelly bag. Much like the Kelly bag, it's style and status are unmistakable and once you own one, it's hard to want much else.

2. Audi Q5, $37,000-$50,000
If you prefer to be a bit higher up, but still want your vehicle to handle like a sporty car, this is the way to go. If you hate to spare any luxury, but still want to be able to fit your fellow TWT's and all of your purchases into one vehicle, you can't go wrong. This car is best compared to a pair of Louboutin flats; they're practical, stylish, status-approved, and most importantly, Louboutins.

3. Mercedes Benz G550, MSRP $104,000
If a two door convertible is too delicate for you, and a mini suv is an oversized car in your opinion, yet you would never set foot inside of a pickup, this is the car for you. The G is rugged, yet luxurious in every way; similar to camping on the Applachian Trail with a gourmet chef and Temperpedic mattresses in tow. If you want your status symbol vehicle to scream power, safety and size, butyou travel more frequently to Saks than you do the Saraha, opt for the G.
4. Porshe Cayenne, MSRP $45,000
One of my favorite TWT rides, the Porshe combines luxury, status, and comfort. This car is complete with all four P's; it has the right price point for a TWT suv, (not the cheapest in it's category, but do you shop at Payless for shoes?) it's produced by a luxury car company proven to create green monsters in even the most discerning TWT, it's package's are endless (really, when you can't decide between buttery black leather and buttery tan leather, you know it's a winner) and power isn't a question for the Turbo and Sport models which can outrun and outfun most sports cars. How is this not the most perfect luxury accessory?
5. BMW 6 Series, Base MSRP $78,000
If you are a TWT who wants to make a statement with her car, one that says "I order room service not because I'm lazy, but because I can," then this car speaks your language. It's the definition of comfort, class, with a shot of $250 bottle of champagne. As much as the Italians are known for high quality leather, the French for cosmetics, the Japanese for sushi, the Germans are known for making exotic, exclusive cars within our reach. Just try not to spill the beluga caviar on your new steering wheel....